Das tapfere Schreiberlein

katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con


asparklethatisblue:

potootagath:

grandsairs:

yamibree:

pissyeti:

smallercomfort:

zawehzaweh:

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Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

LOLOLOLOL

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid twenties. 
3. You have a temporary job while you’re still trying to figure out the rest of your life.
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.

Well, 1 out of 5 ain’t…great…I think it got confused because I prefer burgers to salads, but I also moisturize.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid 40’s.
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you’re quite pleased with.
4. You’ve recently started volunteering in your community. 
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.

um

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

8I am laughing so hard omg

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

wow, 4/5 and people did assume the first IRL so… and point 4? how????

1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

i’m darkblonde but apart from that pretty accurate… esp 5. wtf (i’ll also let them have the gender one even though i’m unsure)


disneycastleismymindpalace:

now that my photo’s got leaked anyway (thank you) I wanted to share this with you!
I asked Tyler if i could crown him to “flower-wolf” instead of “sourwolf” and this is what happened. He lost it and couldn’t stop grinning. (Me neither by the way) Best moment so far! ♥
And please if you want to use the photo or something, just ask me. I won’t say no, but don’t steal it!

disneycastleismymindpalace:

now that my photo’s got leaked anyway (thank you) I wanted to share this with you!

I asked Tyler if i could crown him to “flower-wolf” instead of “sourwolf” and this is what happened. He lost it and couldn’t stop grinning. (Me neither by the way) Best moment so far! ♥

And please if you want to use the photo or something, just ask me. I won’t say no, but don’t steal it!


thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet






to-salsabeel:

"They didn’t allow me to become a nurse because of my hijab. Thank you, I became a doctor instead" #BURN

to-salsabeel:

"They didn’t allow me to become a nurse because of my hijab. Thank you, I became a doctor instead" #BURN


fernacular:

mccallientes:

why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe

i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok 

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cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.


artgosh:

I have been known to part the waters.  Granted, it was a paddling pool at the time.  But, you know, baby steps.

(ref)


georgeslays:

It’s Prince George’s first birthday today and within a year he has already become better than all of us. Bow down. 


inkcaviness:

berwaldvainamoinen:

someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so he made us sing the song in english but with a german accent

I’m crying because that’s actually just what we do

i’m crying because we used to sing it in german with a hitlerish accent because… i don’t even know


hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself