you should check out #AcademicAbleism on twitter, if you haven’t already.
i don’t get pants in the lost and found at school like do you leave class and forget your pants??? how do you do that??? why don’t you claim your pants??
i just want hikaru and akira to be returnedasorphanbabbu!sais dads
srsly i think over most of my AUs thoroughly but none of them will ever be as strong as this one
the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-
IM SO DONE
are you watching a documentary on baby animals while this is happening? HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING?
i think olivia might be royalty
y’all need to get your priorities sorted out
i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
Mated (37712 words) by otter
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Jackson Whittemore, Scott McCall, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Porn, neckz n throatz, Romance, Slow Build, Feelings, Happy Ending, Cuddling & Snuggling, Angst and Humor, Past Exploitation, Past Coercion, Past Torture, Past Abuse
Stiles already had a history with skin magazines for werewolves. It wasn’t like he was new at this, even if his modeling portfolio was completely pathetic. He was cool and collected. He was a jaded professional. He was not at all prepared for working with Derek Hale.
This fic is now complete, for those of you who were waiting for it to blossom from a WIP into a full-grown story. Thanks to everybody who hung in there through the long haul and the dark days, and thanks to DevilDoll for the beta, and Seiss for commissioning the work to raise money for the AO3. High fives, team!
I can’t actually drink booze but I’m cracking open a ginger beer in celebration of the momentous occasion that is me finally finishing this fic.
personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.
If you want to understand how Europe really works just remember that when it was first encountered here, syphilis was known as ‘the French disease’ in Italy, Poland and Germany, ‘the Italian disease’ in France, ‘the Spanish disease’ in Poland, ‘the Polish disease’ in Russia and ‘the Christian’ or ‘the Western disease’ in Turkey.
the internet is SO BEAUTIFUL