DUM-E tries to make friends with the new robot arm, doesn’t realize there’s a person attached to it
i’ve been seeing horned loki everywhere and i wanted to try it out myself
Coup de foudre means love at first sight. Spelling is important.
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omg there was a post going “come with me and you’ll be in a world of lowered expectations~” and i sing every lyric i recognise and like…
hello batwynn and thanks for choosing that exact moment to follow me back
im laughing so hard im gonna throw up on myself
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In honor of the two conflicting holidays
angus and me came up with an AU where nothing bad happens to peter and will n hanni adopt him
ok I read that as “pubes” and imagined Peter spending some time with Will’s pubic hair… like, only the hair. Will just cuts it off and gives it to him “here, watch this till I’m back”~
HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END. that is the end of the conversation. YOU LUCKY FUCKERS
Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.
Or kick you out
Or send you to reprogramming camps
Or sterilize you
Or murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.
Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.
straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”
Favourite BTVS Speeches:
↳ Rupert Giles, Innocence.
#remember that time a teen girl had sex on a show and it crashed and burned but her father figure was like ‘i think you made a good call’#like legitimately ‘based on the evidence- hitting that was 100% understandable and i support you’#oh - oh you were expecting an ‘i told you so’ or some kind of slut-shaming#LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO RUPERT F*CKING GILES
RUPERT FUCKING GILES PEOPLE