Das tapfere Schreiberlein


dimensionsinprobability:

DUM-E tries to make friends with the new robot arm, doesn’t realize there’s a person attached to it

dimensionsinprobability:

DUM-E tries to make friends with the new robot arm, doesn’t realize there’s a person attached to it


"When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports."

tothetwelve:


i’ve been seeing horned loki everywhere and i wanted to try it out myself 

tothetwelve:

i’ve been seeing horned loki everywhere and i wanted to try it out myself 


hoechlinth:

Coup de foudre means love at first sight. Spelling is important. 

Based on this post


philcoulson:

steve rogers’ internet history according to [x]


joannaestep:

Oh look, I made a cover for Kat’s amazing Bruce/Loki fic, Out of The Depths.
bonus textless version [x]

joannaestep:

Oh look, I made a cover for Kat’s amazing Bruce/Loki fic, Out of The Depths.

bonus textless version [x]


omg there was a post going “come with me and you’ll be in a world of lowered expectations~” and i sing every lyric i recognise and like…

hello batwynn and thanks for choosing that exact moment to follow me back


thorodinbro:

im laughing so hard im gonna throw up on myself



givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays



kaltspiegel:

madslegs:

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angus and me came up with an AU where nothing bad happens to peter and will n hanni adopt him

ok I read that as “pubes” and imagined Peter spending some time with Will’s pubic hair… like, only the hair. Will just cuts it off and gives it to him “here, watch this till I’m back”~


defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
OH YEAH
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.Or kick you outOr send you to reprogramming campsOr sterilize youOr murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”

defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE

OH YEAH

TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL

TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET

AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET

AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET

once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.
Or kick you out
Or send you to reprogramming camps
Or sterilize you
Or murder you

Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”